This is an urgent appeal by the RSPBB (the Royal Society of Purchasing Barney Bears).
Many of our brothers have found loving homes with group members, but for those left behind with Gar, life isn’t good.
It’s bad enough he has 2 Basset hounds which keep looking at us like chew toys, but now he’s started dressing us in Christmas tinsel and is playing ABBA and Shirley Bassey constantly on the wireless!
Please end our suffering - purchase a Barney bear in time for Xmas. If we hear ‘Big Spender‘ one more time, we’re going to leap into the coal fire. You can adopt us below; please help!